Saturday, 1 September 2012

Dreaming of the perfect Twitter un-follow app

Yes for some time I followed everyone back… I saw it as polite, however now I need to cull so the app I want looks like this…!

It would automatically un-follow anyone that used the word "I" in their profile and even perhaps send a rude tweet to those that used it more than once.

It would throw out male tweeters who's profile pic showed them shirtless.

It would reject those females that have a profile pic which is 90% cleavage.

I would trash anyone with an animated avatar …kaboom!

It would send off into the centre of the earth any profile that asked me to visit something or worse still, buy their great product or money making scheme!

It would un-follow those that I inadvertently followed not realising they spoke a different language.

It would weed out anyone that mentioned the words God, Jesus, Allah, Christian, Bible, Koran or any other spiritual affiliation.

It would get rid of those that use such terms as husband of, wife of, mother of, father of… who gives a damn we are all (mostly) one of those.

Some people just don't get it… or is it me…!?

Can someone invent it please!!! Just for fun… :-)

"Many a true word is said in jest."

Any particular peeves you have... you may wish to comment,,,,,!

ps: Just list your topic,,, thats what we readers make our choices on, we mostly don't care about your coffee drinking habits, where you are visiting or problems with your health.


  1. Trash those who bought 5,000 Indian followers
    Dump followers who unfollow you the second after you followed them back

  2. I think it needs a profanity monitor. 10% is OK with me, but I know some can tolerate more or less.

  3. I'm with Harold, the minute I see someone using F word or B word or N word and they are blocked and unfollowed immediately. Not acceptable for me.

    1. "F word or B word or N word"

      ... you mean like - Follow Back Now ??? (-;

  4. So far, we have to work it out manually...

    Thanks for your thoughts Richard
    Kind regards from Germany


  5. now Ric, this is just plain sexist in this day and age --> "It would throw out male tweeters who's profile pic showed them shirtless." -- ... 'cuz I know you're not gonna unfollow any of the ladies with shirtless pics!!!